Verdict: 2/5
The new ‘Scary Movie’ has brought back all the characters we know and love for a nostalgic horror-comedy adventure that is guided by the ‘Scream’ spoof storyline of the original 2000s film.
And while I loved seeing Cindy, Shorty, Ray, Brenda, Doofy, and more beloved characters reunite on the screen, I did not laugh once. The film earned two sharp nose exhales from me at most.
This review is hard for me to write as someone who appreciates the franchise and a good parody, but the Wayans brothers let me down here.
However, I can see it for what it was meant to be: an unfiltered comedy in a time of cancel culture and political correctness.
While I’m in a glass-half-full mood after that reflection, let me tell you what I liked about the film.
It’s set 26 years after the original, and the core four characters reunite when a familiar masked killer begins stalking their teenage children. The movie plays out as if it’s setting up to pass the franchise’s torch to a new generation.
Ray’s insistence on being straight is still hilarious; Shorty’s ‘Ahh shit son’ still hits the spot; Cindy’s ditziness is still amusing; Brenda’s survival skills are still morally questionable; and Doofy’s finger still smells bad.
There are also cameos from other iconic characters including news reporter Gail Hailstorm, Cindy’s first boyfriend Bobby Prinze, and creepy caretaker Hanson (the one with the strong hand) to name a few. These appearances added to the nostalgia and provided some comedic relief.
As with the first five films, the rebooted ‘Scary Movie’ is not just for comedy fans – it’s also for horror movie enthusiasts. It’s a mish-mash of modern references, including ‘M3GAN’, ‘The Substance’, ‘Terrifier’, and many more.
The new film engages audiences by keeping viewers on their toes with a ‘Where’s Wally’ of horror movie nods. Unfortunately, those nods often flopped. Although the audience could identify the horror film references, that recognition didn’t equate to enjoyment, and at times, the movie felt like a disjointed series of comedy sketches.
I also think the Wayans brothers’ attempt at comedy that offends everyone to entertain everyone fell flat. The anti-woke punchlines didn’t land, and I feel like I’ve heard the jokes before.
I will say, the ending was unpredictable, and I‘m glad I saw it. But for me, one viewing was more than enough.
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Ally Hall joined the team 2024, and focuses on entertainment and community stories. She is a graduate of the University of South Australia.

